A little
girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is in
heat.'
'What does
that mean?' asked the child.
'Go and ask
your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little
girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around
the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in the heat, and to come ask
you.'
He took a
rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise
the scent, and said 'Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go
one time around the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with
no dog on the leash..
Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?'
The little
girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog
is pushing her home.'
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